Phoning it in

I had and interesting weekend, well you could say that anyway. When I got up Saturday morning I looked at my phone and noticed that I had two missed phone calls and a voicemail.

I didn’t recognize the number mainly due to the fact that it was from New York. Not sure where in New York just New York.

When I listened to the voicemail the lady said that I had some outstanding warrants or something like that and if I didn’t call back the local cops were going to come to my place and arrest me. Mind you, she didn’t say local law enforcement, just the local cops.

I guess you could say that I was a bi...